Ok, so I left off at the recommendation that we see a fertility specialist… for the sake of this blog, I’m only gonna call it “the specialist” as I’m pretty sure I’d get sued if I listed them by name and said bad crap about them. We got our referral and anxiously (VERY anxiously for me!) waited to get our call for an appointment. In the mean time, the gynaecologist suggested that my husband get his sperm checked out, easy, painless, and would answer at least one question. So off he went to that magical room with the horrifically worn leather chair and the super old and wrinkled porn mags that he was too afraid to touch, and he left his deposit.

Results at this point: So heading in to the specialist we knew a few things. My cycle was pretty regular in that it was the textbook 28 days long and I ovulated around day 14 every cycle. However, I had irregular spotting that NO ONE to date had been able to figure out. My routine hormone tests, conducted on day 3 and day 17 were always normal. I believed my progesterone was low, but when given oral progesterone to take in the second half of my cycle, nothing changed. Not even when my dose was doubled the next month. Then tripled the next. Now that’s not to say it had no effect. It DID make me a raging hormonal psychopath that would cry at the drop of a scarf (I know that’s not the saying, but I literally did cry because I dropped my scarf) while never taking away the spotting it was meant to remove. I felt hopeless. I felt broken. I felt like I wanted to die. I felt like my life was useless. I felt like I had to be being punished for something (slaughtering puppies in a past life is my current theory). But at no point could I logically step aside and reason that it was my depression, combined with the crazy pills that was making me feel this way. It simply felt REAL. Month after month I would feel like this and it would culminate with getting my period and feeling like the biggest failure of life. Which would simply launch me into another, deeper pit of despair and loathing my broken body. My period would end, and I would enter the next cycle with blind hope… and rinse and repeat.
But I digress. My husband’s results were borderline. No, he wasn’t exactly spermalicious, but he wasn’t ridiculously low either. He was right on the borderline of concern. So, all things pointed to: We should not be having such extreme difficulties getting pregnant.
Finally, our call to the specialist came. They requested that we re-do all of the tests we’d already done, but at their facility. So I re-did the day 3 and day 17 blood work, the invasive internal ultrasounds and ‘bubble tests’ (If anyone wants me to describe that I can!) and my husband did some blood work and revisited his favourite worn leather chair. When all of that was complete (took a month and change), in we went. I was scared out of my mind. We met with a student first, who asked us a long list of questions and then we finally met with the specialist. Who was a BITCH! She did not care about us, our problems, our fears, our situation, NOTHING! She told us based our results, there’s no reason we weren’t getting pregnant….. K…. great…. so why haven’t we in (at that point) a year of actively trying and longer of not being careful? “no, idea, you could try IVF if you wanna pay for it, or you can keep trying naturally, up to you” I’m sorry, WHAT?! What about my spotting? that’s not normal! What is that? Can that be related to why we aren’t getting pregnant? “I don’t know what that is, but I’m sure it’s not related” How are you a doctor?!?
Needless to say? We left that appointment feeling less than enthralled and with very little trust in our doctor. We slept on it for a little bit and then decided we wanted a second opinion. When I requested this second opinion, the response from my doctor was “I don’t do second opinions, if you’d like to see another doctor you may, but you need to drop me as your doctor first” well, SIGN ME UP! I was afraid to piss off someone at the only centre who could offer us help but I did NOT feel comfortable with her treating me as a doctor!
Now, it sounds like I made that decision easy peasy. HA! No decision I make is easy! I deliberated, weighed pros and cons, TORMENTED myself over this decision, even though I knew in my heart I did NOT trust her and would doubt every suggestion she made. Not what you’re looking for in a doctor!
Thankfully, the next doctor was more understanding to our situation (which, is apparently a lot to ask from a FERTILITY doctor!) More on that in my next post.
